jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

christinesinclutch:

do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face 

lesbicum:

deerpong:

lesbicum:

deerpong:

It’s called the xbox One because when you see it you will do One 360 turn and walk away

if you’re already looking at it won’t you just end up walking up to it again if you rotate in a full circle???? maths.

well I’ll have you know I am a math Major at Columbia and according to this graph

I am right

thats an xbox 360 u uncultured shit

mishatranslator:

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

make them see this

katkinkat:

YOU ARE ALL REAL PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

homwrecker:

when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

chickensandwich:

i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup

oomshi:

stop fucking flirting with my crush do you want to die omg

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

hitterlick:

top 3 things about me

• fuckin raw
• super chill
• funky fresh
• rule breaker

multipack:

pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y